So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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