Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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