I look better un-naked...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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