hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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