come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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