My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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