i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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