why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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