So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
That's intense
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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