She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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