Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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