I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Randomize
