I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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