I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
The adults are the big ones right?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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