Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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