I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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