Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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