what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
People in love make me want to vomit
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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