I'm eating all of the evidence.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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