Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
