i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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