no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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