it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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