Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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