i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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