He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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