we should wear snuggies to the strip club
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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