is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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