You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Randomize
