Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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