WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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