And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Randomize
