How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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