Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
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