You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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