i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
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