I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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