People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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