Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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