i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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