How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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