The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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