Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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