i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
