...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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