If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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