hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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