It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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