Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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