would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
